Collectible card + magazine cover
Their name, their era, their absurdly specific stats—and a cover story their group chat will immediately understand.
Chaos edition · first print
Personalized digital collectibles
Turn them into the main character.
Send a few photos and the details only friends would know. We’ll turn them into a ridiculous, premium collection made to share.
Starting at $9.99 · Delivered digitally · No generic templates
Our promise
Funny without making anyone the punchline.
01
Built from your details
Photos, personality traits, favorite sayings, hidden talents, and one excellent inside joke.
02
Made for the reveal
Every piece is designed to land at a glance, get a laugh, and look good on camera.
03
Kind by default
No cruel, sexual, humiliating, or appearance-based jokes—just specific, affectionate chaos.
The collection
Not one custom card. Their entire universe.
One set of source material becomes a coordinated character drop—sharp enough to gift and shameless enough to post.
03—05
Stats, stickers, and an award
A shareable rating sheet, personalized mini graphics, and a certificate for what they’re hilariously good—or terrible—at.
06—07
Poster, wallpaper, and social cuts
A polished mini poster plus ready-to-share files for stories, profile photos, phones, and reaction posts.
Three details. One transformation.
You provide the lore. We build the brand.
- 1
Upload
Send 3–5 clear photos of a person, family, friend, or pet.
- 2
Spill
Add their nickname, traits, favorite saying, inside joke, greatest skill, and funniest weakness.
- 3
Unveil
Receive a coordinated digital collection ready to download, gift, and share.
Pick their era
Start digital. Join the box reveal early.
Available first
Main Character Digital Pack
$9.99
A zero-shipping personality drop made for gifting and sharing.
- 5 custom character graphics
- Collectible card and magazine cover
- Wallpaper and shareable stats page
- Digital delivery
Early access
Main Character Box
$39.99
The full physical reveal, with a digital pack included. Join early access while production is being validated.
- Premium collectible card
- Magazine cover, stats, stickers, and award
- Giftable mini poster
- QR-linked social and wallpaper files
Physical box timing and shipping details will be confirmed before any preorder is collected.
They already act famous
Make it official.
Turn the photos in your camera roll and the jokes in your group chat into a collection with their name all over it.